Saturday, December 6, 2014
Character Profiles: Average Joe and the Extraordinaires: Team Badd Azz
Government Name: Bartholomew Taluni
Other Nicknames: The Gamesmaster, Grease Monkey, Bart
Weight: 193 lbs
Hair: Short Black
Eye Color: Brown
Birth Place: Orangetown, Florida
Hobbies: Pranking People, Lifting Weights, Working on Cars, Watching 70's and 80's Action Movies
Talents: Very Skilled at Automotive Repairs From Years of Working with His Father, Clever Prankster Whose Years of Watching TV and Movies Have Given Him Loads of Ideas, Athletic and Strong for His Age
Government Name: Michael Phillips
Other Nicknames: McPrankerson, Tech-head, Mick
Weight: 208 lbs
Hair: Shaggy Brown and Long
Eye Color: Brown
Birth Place: Louisiana
Hobbies: Pranking People, Backyard Wrestling, Browsing Forbidden Message Boards, Building CPU's Out of Junk Parts, Watching 70's and 80's Action Movies
Talents: Very Skilled at Building and Fixing Old and New Computers Thanks to Learning from an Older Cousin and Continuing in a Votech Class, Older Cousin Showed Dozz the Ropes of Backyard Wrestling Which Dozz Still Participates in and Announces For With Fleez, Athletic and Strong for his Age
Government Name: Byron McCoy
Other Nicknames: Byron Rox-Your-Sox, B-man, Big Guy
Weight: 273 lbs
Hair: Dark Brown, short, and unkempt
Eye Color: Black
Birth Place:Orangetown, Florida
Hobbies: Watching TV, Complaining, Snacking
Talents: Is Really Big...Like Really Really Big, Insults Bounce Off of Him Like Bullets Off of Superman (He's Pretty Dense), Extreme Lack of Caring About The World Around Him, Did I Mention That He's Big?...
Team Badd Azz came about from the boys watching too many seventies and eighties action movies and wanting to start a gang of strong "men" to live life in the most Badd Azz way possible. Fleez and Dozz had actually met years ago when Dozz had first moved to Orangetown from his home state of Louisiana. The boys were very similar as both had grown up in large impoverished families and shared similar interests. Surprisingly enough, both boys are quite smart despite their propensity for using their physicality to solve problems and get what they want. They both typically get high marks in class quite casually and are both skilled at a useful trade thanks to years of helping their various family members. Despite their brutish behavior both boys are actually on track to very bright futures...if they don't blow up something first.
Fleez and Dozz only use Byron as free muscle and labor. He was never a real member of the group because neither Fleez nor Dozz can stand his constant downer attitude and complaining. He is, however, a great enforcer.
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